Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
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you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
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stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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