Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
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So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
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I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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