Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
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there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
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I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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