If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
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Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
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Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
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