I love black thongs
I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I wish i was in the wii world.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
We had to coat check the pizza.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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