I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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