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I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
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the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
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I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
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Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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