its not stalking. its research.
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
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I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
When did angry sex become our thing?
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I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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