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Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
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Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
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Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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