what day is it and did you see me today?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
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we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
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yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
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