Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
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i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
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Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
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