I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
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We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
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I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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