Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
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Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
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He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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