I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
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I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
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Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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