Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
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I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
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The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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