He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
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The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
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want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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