I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
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She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
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His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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