i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
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There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
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Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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