her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
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im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
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I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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