Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
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You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
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Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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