Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Acid is not a monday night drug
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
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I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
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It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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