All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
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Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
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I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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