i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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