What a fucking waste of an outfit
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
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