so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
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It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
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See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I'm bleeding and have questions
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
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