So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
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you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
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Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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