woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
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we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
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The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
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