he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
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He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
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Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
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I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
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