yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
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He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
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That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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