Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
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Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
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All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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