oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
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we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
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he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
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