...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
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When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
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I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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