I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
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She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
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You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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