Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
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Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
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Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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