There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
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she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
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I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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