Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
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Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
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I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
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