Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
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im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
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The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
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