everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
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bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
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I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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