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Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
it glows. i had to have it.
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She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
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Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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