my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
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He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
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What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
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