Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
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It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
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You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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