talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
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I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
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Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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