the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
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I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
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DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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