They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
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We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
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LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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