therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
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I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
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Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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