And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
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I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
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YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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