Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
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during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
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If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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