Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
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But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Houston, we have a blender
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
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Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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