Porn is love you can see.
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
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The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
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Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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