I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
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I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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